| Oh. Em. Eff. Gee.
I need a life.
Or a hobby.
The basics
1.) Your name: Cydney Burkhalter.
2.) Nicknames: Cyd, Cyd Kid, Hey You With the Hair.
3.) Do you like these nicknames?: I’m indifferent.
4.) Location: Amarillo, TX... unfortunately.
5.) Age: 15.
6.) Birthday: February 9th.
7.) Zodiac sign: Aquarius, but I’m a sheep/goat/ram in the Chinese Zodiac.
8.) Parents names: Alex and Debbie Burkhalter, but Debbie will soon be a Yarbrough.
9.) Siblings?: A little brother in 6th grade named Haden, and I’m about to get a stepsister who’s a year younger than me named Tianne.
10.) Pets: I have two beagles, Lucy and Linus, but they live with my dad in Denton. I am about to get a step-dog though. I hate the damn thing too.
11.) Number of rooms in your house: The house we’re moving into has four bedrooms, an office, two living areas, a dining room, a kitchen that kicks your kitchen’s sorry ass, an entry hall, master bath, two other bathrooms, and a laundry room.
12.) Religion: Christian, but NOT Catholic. Just non-denomination, although I was raised Baptist.
13.) If so-practicing?: Sho am.
14.) Male or Female?: I prefer males.
15.) Is your family close?: Are you kidding me? My dad’s basically been estranged by everyone but me and his parents, my mom’s side of the family is too messed up even for Jerry Springer. Yeah, we’re close. e_e
What are your favorite
16.) Foods: Chinese, Tex-Mex sometimes, ITALIANO, um... I like those awesome croissants with cheese and spinach in them from Frank’s Bakery. And I loooove Swedish Fish. And Butterfinger B.B.s.
17.) TV shows: The Nanny and Friends, mostly, although I like to catch specials on the History Channel or sometimes the Discovery Channel, and I heart Food Network.
18.) Movies: Emperor's New Groove, Donnie Darko, Pride and Prejudice (the newest one), the English Patient, Edward Scissorhands, Frankenweenie, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Fox and the Hound, Artistocats, Zoolander, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, Garden State, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and TONS more.
19.) Actors: Johnny Depp, Jude Law, um... Ralph Fiennes, Alan Rickman, Jake Gyllenhaal, Hugh Grant, tons more.
20.) Actresses: I don’t know. I do like Keira Knightly a lot. Oh! And Reese Witherspoon.
21.) Books: Harry Potter, The Confessions of Georgia Nicholson series, Pride and Prejudice, Flowers for Algernon, Lolita, Breakfast at Tiffany’s, The Bible, Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister, tons and tons and tons upon hundreds more.
22.) Artists: God, Andy Warhol, Lichtenstein, Da Vinci, Michelangelo, that I can’t think of right now.
23.) Types of Music:Rocksyflokishpopelectrostuff. And I love some older stuff, like The Beatles, The Who, Etta James, Elvis Presley, Billy Idol...and I think that Adam Sandler is a good singer, so there.
24.) Video Games: SSX Tricky, SSX 3, Tony Hawk’s Underground 2, and some more you’ll laugh at me for admitting to.
25.) Computer Games: I’m not much of a computer gamer, but I do like the Sims when I’m REEEEEEEEEALLy bored.
26.) Outfits: I dunno. I like jeans a lot, but skirts and capris and shorts and stuff when it’s hot. And I like t-shirts, but the more fitted kinds that don’t just hang there and make me look like a sack of potatoes.
27.) Stores: I like some of the cool little places on sixth street, but out at the mall I like Wet Seal and Express even though I’m poor and can’t afford it. :D
28.) Sports: Tennis? I’m not much for sports, sorry.
29.) Colors: Green. Love the green.
30.) Numbers: Eight.
31.) Websites: Ahaha... MySpace, HappyNews.Com, Accio BRAIN!, Kitten War, Fiction Press, tons and tons more.
32.) Cartoons characters: Patrick Starr, Sandy Cheeks, Blue and her clues, Peter Griffin, Stewie, Brian, Homer Simpson, Dale Gribble, Luanne whotshername, bunches more.
33.) TV Channels: Food Network, The History Channel, Lifetime, Discovery Channel, Fox, CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, E!, VH1, TBS.
34.) Made For TV Movies: Hm... I don’t watch those much, actually.
35.) Comedians: Bill Engvall, Tom Cotter, Jeff Foxworthy, that big fat Mexican guy who’s always on Comedy Central.
36.) Comediennes: Kathy Griffith... Griffin... does Tina Fay count? Or Rachel Dratch?
37.) Hair products: Just Dove or Pantene shampoo because they smell nice and make my hair look better than yours, and my straightener and blow drier.
38.) Makeup Products: I love my mascara. I forget what it’s called but the tube is light blue and silver. I also like my Physician’s Formula blush and other stuff too.39.) Kind of Pens: The ones where the ink isn’t all runny and completely liquid, but not too sticky to write with. I prefer black pens also. I do like pens with animal heads or crazy things on top...who doesn’t?.... but I loooooove those black X-Tend Grip pens or whatever the hell they’re called.
40.) Kind of Shows: The entertaining kind.
41.) Pieces of jewelry: Necklaces and earrings and rings and charm bracelets. I don’t wear much jewelry, though, I really should.
42.) Kinds of Soap: Stuff that smells good but doesn’t leave residue or make your hands all crusty and dry.
43.) Kinds of Shampoo: Dove Volumizing or Pantene Pro-Health.
44.) Game Systems: Playstation2, Super Nintendo, Nintendo 64
45.) CDs: All of the ones that I have.
46.) Snacks: Ramen Noodles, Ritz crackers, cheese, apples, sandwiches, grapes, cherries, Honey Bunches of Oats.
47.) Pass-times: reading, staring into space, drawing, writing, taking photos, surfing the web mindlessly, looking in the refrigerator, even though I’m not hungry and don’t plan on eating anything. I just like to look. I do it when I’m bored and I don’t know why.
48.) Things to do on the weekend: Chill with the homies, watch movies, read stuff, go to Palo Duro Canyon or just drive around aimlessly.
49.) Magazines: People, Glamour, Cosmo
50.) Animals: Giraffes, cats, lemurs, chimpanzees, ducks.
Clothing
51.) Favorite Brand of Clothing?: Doesn’t matter. I like Old Navy stuff and stuff from Target.
52.) Favorite sweat pants: No sweats for me, thanks. I do have a very comfy pair of navy fleece pants that are almost sweats.
53.) What is your everyday outfit?: Jeans and a t-shirt.
54.) Do you wear a uniform to school?: Thank my lucky stars, no.
55.) Do you like it?: This is irrelevant.
56.) What is your favorite clothing store?: I reiterate, Target and Old Navy.
57.) Do you try to dress like other people?: Are you joshin’ me taters?
58.) Do you consider yourself to be trendy?: I consider Sarah Jessica Parker trendy.
59.) What kind of shoes do you wear?: Lots of kinds. Heels, flip flops, sneakers (mostly my Chucks), espadrilles... I’m big on the shoes.
60.) Do you like funky shoelaces?: Sometimes. I don’t have any, but they’re ok.61.) Do you wear hats?: I like hats a lot.
62.) Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: Rarely.
63.) If so, what?: Just whatever.
64.) Do you wear belts?: Sometimes.
65.) Do you wear skirts?: Sure.
66.) Do you wear revealing clothing?: I don’t think so...
67.) Do you like the Eskimo look?: What... parkas and so forth? I suppose it works up there, not summuch here. Especially in the summer.
68.) Do you wear big pimpin coats?: Nope.
69.) Do you carry a purse or bag?: I’m rarely without one.
70.) If so, what is it like?: I have a shiny black patent leather one from Wilson’s that snaps at the top like a coin purse sort of, and a smallish Coach purse, and a spiffy one with all sorts of different fabrics on it that is black and gold colored. I also have two huge bags, an olive-y leather one with studs on it and a big one from Old Navy that’s white with big round green apple-lookin’ things on it.
School
71.) What are your grades like?: I’m not sure, actually.
72.) Do you wish you could change your performance in school?: All the time.
73.) Are you failing anything?: I think so.
74.) Do you take a language?: Yep.
75.) If so which language?: Spanish II and next year it’ll be Spanish III and French I. Le Woot.
76.) Who is your favorite teacher?: Mrs. Pal and Mrs. V.
77.) Do you decorate your locker?: If I did you wouldn’t be able to see past all the other crap anyway, so no.
78.) Do you decorate your book bag?: I put pins all over that one from Old Navy, but I don’t carry it much and I don’t use a backback.
79.) If so, with what?: ...are you stupid or what?
80.) Do you draw on yourself in school?: Not as much as I used to.
81.) Do you doodle all over your notebooks? All the time.
82.) Do you take art?: No.
83.) Do you walk to school or are you driven?: I’m driven.
84.) Do you like school?: It’s got it high points.
85.) How big is your school?: 5-A, I believe.
86.) Do a lot of your friends go to your school?: Most of them.
87.) Do you wish you could change schools?: I wouldn’t really care much, to be honest. 88.) Are you on the Honor/Merit roll?: ::shrug::
89.) Do you participate in school plays?: I was going to be in Phantom of the Opera, until I saw them trying to run lines. I actually dropped out, it was so bad. I’m sorry. It SUCKED.
90.) Are you in any clubs/which ones?: Yep. Spanish Club, German Club, Ken Club, International Forum... of course, I never do anything for/with these clubs, but who cares?
Your Room
91.) What color is your room?: Purple, but I’ll soon have a new, non-purple one.
92.) Is it messy or clean?:Messssssssssay.
93.) What are on your bed sheets?: Nothing, they are purple jersey.
94.) Do you have posters on your wall?: Used to.
95.) If so, of what?: I used to have magazines photos and so forth of hot sexy men ALL OVER my walls.
96.) Do you have a TV in your room?: Nopers.
97.) A computer?: Yep!
98.) A radio?: Sho do.
99.) An alarm clock?: Hello Kitty, bitches. It even doubles as a nightlight, because the dark is afraid of ME.
100.) A stereo?: Chyah.
101.) What is under your bed: Crud.
102.) Do you have a big closet?: Two walk-ins, thanks.
103.) Do you write on your walls?: Nope.
104.) Do you have any beads hanging up?: There’s some Mardi Gras beads on my mirror.
105.) If so, what design?: ...Mardi Gras. There’s also some on my light fixture thing.
106.) Is your ceiling decorated?: No, just white.
107.) If so, with what?: ..you ARE stupid.
108.) Do you decorate your door?: Used to.
109.) With what?: The most random news clippings I could find, like the one about a guy who was suing Home Depot for not rescuing him when he got glued to a toilet seat and stuff.
110.) What color is your carpet?: Brown with lots of stains. Oil paint doesn’t come out easily. Luckily, my new carpet is whitish and stain-free!
Music
111.) What are you favorite bands?: The Who, Fountains of Wayne, The Beatles, Elvis, The Decemberists, Rilo Kiley, Matchbox20, Bowling for Soup, Jet, The Postal Service, The Plain White T’s, Franz Ferdinand, The Killers, lots more.
112.) Do you own a lot of CDs?: Yep.
113.) How many exactly?: Um... 53.
114.) Do you download music?: Nope.
115.) What are your favorite songs?: I’ve got too many.
116.) Do you listen to the radio?: A bit.
117.) Do you like loud music?: Not REALLY loud.
118.) Do you think its obnoxious when people drive down the street with their stereos all the way up blasting the kind of music you loathe?: O.M.F.G. MORE. THAN. ANYTHING.
119.) Do you like rap?: Eew no.
120.) Do you like country: Nope!
TV
121.) What TV shows are you glued to?: The Nanny and Friends.
122.) Are you a couch potato?: Not really anymore.
123.) Do you watch the news?: All the time.
124.) Are you easily influenced by the people on TV?: Nope nope.
125.) Who is your favorite TV star?: I don’t know... Fran Drescher, probably.
126.) Do you watch late night TV?: Nah.
127.) Do you have more than 100 channels on your TV?: No. ><
128.) Do you actually care about any of those above 100?: I’ve watched on people’s with satellite, and there’s nothing good on those channels anyway.
129.) Do you watch the Spanish channel just for fun?: OMFG YES. I<3 TELEMUNDO.
130.) What is your take on commercials?: Some are all right... for the most part, they run too long. The commercials themselves are ok, they just need to quit cramming so many of them in at a time.
131.) How big is your TV?: No idea. Fairly big.
132.) Do you use a remote or change it manually?: I would die without my remote.
133.) When you see something on TV do you run out and buy it as soon as possible?: Depends on what it is, but I’m usually too poor to do that anyway.
134.) Do you like dramas?: I guess.
135.) Do you like comedies?: Yes!
136.) Comedy Central-good or bad?: Depends on which show. The Colbert Report: good. Drawn Together: Bad.137.) Are you obsessive over anyone on TV?: I reeeeeeeally like Anderson Cooper. He’s a doll. I’m also totally in love with Joey and Chandler on friends and I really like Niles on The Nanny, he’s probably my favorite person on TV.
138.) Do you watch any sports on TV/which ones?: Not if I can help it!
139.) Do you watch music videos?: Depends what video is on.
140.) Do you like watching I Love the 80's even if you weren't living in the 80's?: Lol. Yep! It makes me glad I wasn’t alive back then.
Morals/Beliefs
141.) Religion?: Yep. I’m a Christian.
142.) Do you go to church regularly?: I do go, but not regularly.
142.) Pro-life?: This is a touchy subject and I am set against commenting on it because I don’t know what I would want in that situation.
143.) Pro-choice?: See above.
144.) Are you a virgin?: Yep.
145.) Do you believe in God?: Yes!!
146.) Jesus?: Yes!!
147.) Allah?: Nuuuu.
148.) Buddha?: Well, he was a real person (...I think...) But as a deity, no.
149.) Do you have crosses hanging in your house?: Chep.
150.) Do you believe in the true meaning of Christmas?: Yes I do! Very much so.
Friends
151.) Who are your best friends?: Dani, Carlee, and Jenna, of course! 152.) Do you have a lot of friends?: I guess so. Not a lot of really close friends, but a lot of casual friends.
153.) Who is your funniest friend?: They’re all really funny, that’s why we’re friends!
154.) Craziest?: All crazy, but probably Jenn.
155.) Weirdest?: All of them.
156.) Prettiest: I think Dani and Carlee and Jenna are all very pretty ladies.
157.) Fanciest?: Wtf?
158.) Sportiest?: I guess Dani.
159.) Girliest?: Um... Carlee tends to dress best.
160.) Mellowest?: Usually Dani, but she’s often crazy, so that’s not saying much.
161.) Stupidest?: Megan. Sorry, love ya, but it’s true.162.) Smartest?: Dani and Carlee and Jenn are all smarter than me.
163.) Thugest?: What the hell does that mean?
164.) Do you have a lot of acquaintances?: Sure.
165.) Are you friends with any of your teachers?: Mrs. Pal and I are friends, and Mrs. V. and Caroline and Sheri and I are all in the Phat Phour together!
166.) Are you friends with any friends' parents?: Jenn’s mom like to tell me about history and I call Dani’s parents mom and dad sometimes.
167.) Are you really outgoing only around your friends?: I s’pose so, but shouldn’t you be asking them?
168.) Are you comfortable around your friends?: Well duh, they ARE my friends.
169.) Are you easily influenced by your friends?: Actually, yes, but I think the same way they do most of the time so I don’t know if that counts.
170.) Are you part of a clique?: Only if it’s like...the weird girls who are always together and never shut up one.
171.) Do you make new friends easily?: Surely!
172.) Do you have a lot of friends online?: A few, because I’m a nerd.
173.) Where did you meet them?: I don’t remember.
174.) Do you have a lot of LJ friends?: WTF is LJ?
175.) Do you sleep over at friends houses a lot?: Not a LOT, but some.
176.) Do you make yourself at home when you go to other friends houses?: If it’s Dani or Carlee or Jenna, then... sort of. I don’t like raid their fridge or anything without asking or anything like that.
177.) Do your friends rub off on you a lot? We’ve all rubbed off on each other so much that it’s hard to remember what we were like as individuals. Lol.
178.) Could you live one day without your friends?: Yeah, but I’d be mad lonely.
179.) Rate your social life on a scale of 1-10: Pi.
180.) How is this survey so far?: Long.
This or That
181.) Book bag/Messenger bag: I guess messenger, but whatever.
182.) Punk/Emo: Neither?
183.) Rock/Rap: Rock!
184.) Jay-Z/Nas: Who?
185.) Justin/Clay: I reiterate: Who?
186.) Ruben/Clay: RUBEN!
187.) Cat/Dog: Both, but cats more.
188.) PS2/Xbox: PS2
189.) DVDs/VHS: DVD, but the demise of VHS tapes has me very upset.190.) Cds/Tapes: CDs.
191.) Big screen/small screen: Not TOO big.
192.) Movies at home/in the theater: Depends on what movie and the fullness of the theater.
193.) Popcorn/Candy: BOTH!
194.) Jacket/Coat: Jacket.
195.) Real fur/Fake fur: I don’t care.
196.) sister/brother: I only have a brother but I don’t like him.
197.) Home/House: Home is where the heart is.
198.) Espanola/Deutsche: I hail from Deutschland, but Spanish.
199.) Art/Computer: Art!
200.) Laptop/Desktop: Desktop.
201.) Pepsi/Coke: COKE!
202.) Orange/Apple: Apple.
203.) Phone/Computer: Computer.
204.) Email/Letters: Letters!
205.) Big/Small: Small.
206.) Pizza/Ravioli: Pizza.
207.) Baby/Toddler: Both!
208.) 16/21: What? OH! 21.
209.) CSI/24: Neither...
210.) Superman/Spiderman: Spiderman.
211.) Kilborn/Conan: Who’s Kilbord? Conan!
212.) Letterman/Leno: Again with the Conan.
213.) SNL/MadTV: Weekend Update on SNL, Stuart and the Vancome Lady on Mad.
214.) Flinstones/Jetsons:Yogi.
215.) Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter: Harry Potter!!!!
216.) Boxers/Briefs: Boxers. Or boxer-briefs if you must.
217.) Pants/Skirts: Pants.
218.) Skirts/Skorts: Skirts.
219.) Fork/Spoon: Spork!
220.) People/In Touch: ??
Are you
221.) Gothic?:Are you kidding me?!
222.) a freak?: I guess so, yeah.
223.) a computer nerd?: Definitely.224.) a science freak?: Not really.
225.) a sports fan?: Not unless it involves Michael Phelps, Andy Roddick, or... that’s about it.
226.) one of those people that sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniff the whole time?: Yeah. xD
227.) a class clown?: Well, I try.
228.) funny?: Ask people who know me... who am I to say?
229.) serious?: When necessary.
230.) intellectual?: I try.
231.) an LOTR nerd?: More like HPothead!
232.) a failure?: Sadly.
233.) a success?: At times.
234.) a loser?: Yep!
235.) popular?: Among whom?
236.) lazy?: Yep. It’s my hamartia.
237.) outgoing?: Usually.
238.) shy?: Depends.
239.) friendly?: I try, until someone gets bitchy. Then I turn.
240.) easily annoyed?: Only but outrageous stupidity.
241.) tolerant of others views?: I try to be as best I can.
242.) addicted to crack?: No way! ...I’m cold...
243.) addicted to any other drug?: Hugs not drugs, folks.
244.) a partier?: Not a very exciting one.
245.) naturally hyperactive?: Some days.
246.) Wild?: I am a bit of a wahld thang.
247.) sporty?: Like the Spice Girl?
248.) smelly?: ::sniffs:: Wasn’t me.
249.) an insomniac?: Do the bloodshot eyes give it away?
250.) a procrastinator?: Do you have any idea how many DAYS it has taken me to do this survey?
251.) a criminal?: You’re only a criminal if ya get caught.
252.) a crackpot?: Only a little. Much more like a... hairline pot.
253.) a bookworm?: Yah yah.
254.) hairy?: On my head.
255.) good at playing basketball?: Used to be.
256.) in high school?: Chep.
257.) in prison?: ...YES.
258.) from mars?: Martians SUCK. Everyone knows that Mercury’s where it’s AT!
259.) straight?: Like a wooden ruler.260.) gay?: Yes. I am both heterosexual AND homosexual.
Random Questions
261.) Do you like frosted flakes?: YES!
262.) Are you easily mistaken as being someone of the opposite sex?: I hope not.
263.) Do you like nuns?: No... Catholics are kind of... not gonna say it.
264.) Is this survey getting on your nerves?: Not really.
265.) Do you use correct English?: Yes, I’m a tiny bit of a grammar Nazi at times.
266.) Hablar Espanola?: Si, pero solo un poquito.
267.) Spien Deutsche?: Wunderbar! Guten morgen! Der zircus ist cuming!
268.) Speak English?: Just enough to get by.
269.) Do you know what an aphrodisiac is?: A really sexy afro. Nah. Yes I do.
270.) Do you know what Dracula's first name is?: I know that Bram Stoker wrote the novel... hang on. I know he was a Count as well...no, I don’t know it.
271.) Do you like Russian names?: Some of them. Especially for cats.
272.) Like Vlad?: I prefer Vladimir.
273.) Homer?: That’s Russian?
274.) Are you a busy body?: No. I despise busy bodies.
275.) Do you like to glue quarters to the floor and see how many people try and pick them up and proceed to fail?: I’ve never tried it but always wanted to!
276.) Do you like to go mini golfing dressed as old men?: I don’t like mini golfing or dressing as an old man.
277.) Do you like to roller skate?: Hells yeah!
278.) Who do you wish I was president?: Doubleyew tee eff, mate?
279.) What do you think of Pres. Bush?: I like him. I think he gets hated on way too much. He doesn’t really have any real power, anyway, so I don’t see what all the fuss is about. He’s only a figurehead, just like the British Monarchy. We all should know that Congress is where the real power lies. I think the poor George is a great man.
280.) Do you play Roller Coaster Tycoon?: Don’t have it, wouldn’t if I did.
281.) Are you insecure?: Not especially.
282.) Are you influenced by ancient Greek culture?: I guess so.
283.) Roman culture?: Yeah... I do like Little Caesar’s.
284.) What kind of architecture do you like?: Old stuff. Gothic and old Spanish stuff.
285.) What style architecture is your house?: 1960's?
286.) Do you like to shop in big cities?: Yeah!!
287.) Do you like to clean your room?: I have to be PRETTY bored to do that. And not even then, usually.288.) Do you hate when people sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniffle the whole time to break your concentration?: No, that’s usually me.
289.) Do you think that clocks are dumb?: Some of them are.
290.) Does anybody really know what time it is?: I suppose God does... but then the question is, does time really exist? And if it does, is it even relevant?
291.) Does anybody really care?: Apparently, the school does or I wouldn’t have so many fucking tardies, now would I?
292.) Who sings that song?: That one guy who plays the guitar.
293.) Do you like Chicago?: I wouldn’t want to GO there... I do like the musical, it’s pretty cool.
294.) Does Nevada have a football team?: Does Nevada have ANYTHING?
295.) What did you get on the last big test you took?: Don’t remember.
296.) Do you pace in circles when you get nervous?: Not so much circles as oblong elliptical shapes.
297.) Do you play with dolls?: Sometimes. I mean no.
298.) Do you like Star Trek?: Can’t say I do.
299.) What's 2+9+9?: I don’t know, I don’t have that many fingers.
300.) Do you like filling out these surveys?: No. Which is why I’m doing the longest one I could find.
Money
301.) Do you have a job?: Sort of.
302.) What do you do?: I babysit here and there.
303.) Does your boss like you?: I hope so. I know Kristina does, and I hope Carrie does.
304.) How much do you get paid?: Quite enough!
305.) Do you have your own bank account?: Nope.
306.) Do you have a credit card?: Nope.
307.) a checkbook?: No.
308.) Are you a big spender?: In order you spend big, you must earn big.
309.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: I like to go and look around and make people think I’m going to buy things and then not.
310.) In an average week, how much money do you spend?: Usually just a few bucks on like a coke or summat.
311.) Do you know how much a peso would be worth in the United States today?: Like... not much?
312.) How about a Franc?: Who cares? It’s a Franc. Wait, are those French or German? Don’t the French use crowns? I mean they all use Euros now, but I mean used to... oh hell.
313.) Do you really care?: Does it sound like I do?
314.) Do you like your job if you have one?: Yeah, kids are cute.
315.) If you don't have one, do you wish you had one?: I wish I head a more steady one.
316.) Do you wish you had more money?: What kind of sick freak would I be to say no?
317.) Why?: ::blink::
318.) Would you rather be filthy rich with no friends or dirt poor with tons of friends and a dog?: Change the dog to kitten and I’m there.
319.) Do you have a cool wallet?: Yeah, it’s Fossil. :3
320.) What is the largest amount of money you ever had in your possession at one time?: Like $500 some-odd.
321.) What are you wearing?: Clothes.
322.) What are you listening to?: The hum of my computer and the two old ladies in my head fighting.
323.) Who are you talking to?: Carlee and Shawnala in a chat room.
324.) What are you doing other than filling out this survey?: Talking to them fools.
325.) How is your hair?: Long is swishy and I love it!
326.) Do you have anything on your feet?: I’m sitting on one of them...
327.) Are you cold or warm?: My fingers are cold but the rest of me’s ok.
328.) Do you have any jewelry on?: I have a hair rubberband around my right wrist.
329.) Do you have any makeup on?: No, I just showered.
330.) Name 4 things laying around your desk: Pencil...pencil...eraser...shading stub.
331.) Pick up a book laying near you and type a random sentence from a random page: "Come with me, friend John, and you shall help me deck my room with garlic, which is all the way from Haarlem, where my friend Vanderpool raise herb in his glass-house all the year."
332.) Open a cabinet near you and describe what's in it: There’s no cabinets in my room...
333.) What time is it?: 11:42 p.m.
33.) Should you be doing something else now?: Like studying for my final tomorrow? Or sleeping? Naaaaaaaaaaaah.
335.)Why aren't you doing it? Because I’m talking to Carlee and Shawnala and doing this, of course.
336.) Is your room a mess now?: No, I actually cleaned it today.
337.) Is your mom nagging at you to clean it?: She was.
338.) What are any people around you doing?: Sleeping. The weak fools.
339.) Who are you thinking about right now?: Shawn and Carlee.
340.) Are you doing anything illegal?: Right this SECOND? I don’t think so. Maybe I should, thanks for reminding me!
Looks
341.) How much time do you spend on your appearance in the morning?: Depends on when I wake up. Usually only enough to put on my makeup and straighten my hair a bit, if there’s time. If not, I put the hair up.
342.) Do you wear makeup regularly?: Yessir/yess’m.
343.) If so, what?: Mascara, eyeliner, a bit of concealer when necessary, a bit of powder, some blush, eyeshadow, and a tad of lipcolor. No base for me, thanks.
344.) Are your looks important to you?: A bit. When I look good I feel good.
345.) Do you want to change the way you look?: At times.
346.) What would you change?: My hands, and sometimes my nose.
347.) How do you usually wear your hair?: Just down and parted on the left.
348.) Do you dye your hair? I got highlights in sixth/seventh grade. I also dies my hair red a few times in eighth grade but I’ve let it grow out.
349.) Do you straighten you hair?: Usually only if I sleep on it while it’s wet.
350.) What color is your hair naturally?: The color it is now.
351.) What is your eye color?: Beer-bottle brown.
352.) Do you wear colored contacts?: Nope.
353.) Do you look like your parents?: I’ve been told.
354.) Is that good or bad?: I don’t know.
355.) Do you turn strange colors sometimes?: I can make my face turn purple, and once when I walked to Dani’s house in the rain my legs turned blue, not even kidding.
356.) Why?: Well, I found out it made people laugh in elementary school, and I guess it was really cold out.
357.) Do you have any piercings?: One in each ear, thanks.
358.) Any tattoos?: No, but I do like temporary ones and henna.
359.) Ever gotten a makeover?: Can’t say I have.
360.) Do you experiment a lot with new looks?: A bit at times.
Travel
361.) Have you ever been out of the country?: No. ;-;
362.) Out of your state?: Lots.
363.) Out of your city?: Thankfully.
364.) Do you go on a vacation every year?: Yeah, even if it’s just a small one.
365.) If so, to where and for how long?: California, Nevada, Arizona, Eureka Springs, Oklahoma, Dallas, San Antonio, different lengths of time.
366.) Have you ever ridden in a plane?: Yeah! 367.) In a boat?: Just a small one.
368.) Do you visit relatives that live far away from you at all?: I visit my dad in Denton and last year I met my cousins in San Diego!
369.) On average, every week how many miles do you travel?: No idea.
70.) Do you drive?: Badly.
Cars
371.) Favorite car?: Mini Cooper or Sky Roadster.
372.) Color for that car?: I dunno.
373.) Do you have your license?: Not yet.
374.) Permit?: Not yet!
375.) Do you like fast cars?: Sure I guess. Sometimes. If the driver is good.
Sleep
376.) How long so you sleep each night on average?: Not enough.
377.) Is this enough?: ... ::blink::
378.) Do you dream every night?: Yes!
379.) Describe a weird dream you had: Way too long and weird to explain.
380.) Do you sleep in awkward positions?: Sometimes.
381.) Do you sleep in school?: Sometimes I drift away in Geommers.
382.) If so, do you wake up with different patterns all over your face from whatever you were laying on?: No, I catch myself before my head hits the desk.
383.) What position do you usually wake up in?: I don’t remember.
389.) Does your alarm clock wake you up?: Only on Wednesdays.
390.) What kind of alarm clock do you have?: Hello Kitty alarm clock/night light, bitches.
Going Out
391.) How often do you go to parties?: Sometimes when I’m invited.
392.) Are you a crazy party hopper?: No. Mostly because I can’t drive.
393.) Do you like wild parties with lots of people?: I don’t know, never really been to one.
394.) Are you a social butterfly?: Butterflies care the hell out of me.
395.) Do you go clubbing?: Not old enough, probably wouldn’t if I could.
396.) Ever been drunk?: Are you drunk when you can’t feel your hands anymore?
397.) Ever get kicked out of a party?: I almost got kicked out of a concert for crowd-surfing once!398.) For what?: grr
399.) Do you throw a lot of parties?: Not so much parties as "modest get-togethers".
400.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: Didn’t I already answer this?
401.) Do you go with a lot of friends?: Just like one... maybe two at times.
402.) Do you like going to arcades?: Too dark and loud and greasy.
403.) Is DDR a cool game?: It’s all right.
404.) What about those racing games?: I like the one with the horse derby!!
405.) How many parties have you been to in the last 3 months?: Um... like zero.
406.) How many formal dances have you been to in the last year or so?: None since the last Juba Dore! XD
407.) Do you dress up when you go out?: Depends on where I’m going, but usually.
408.) Do you go to see a lot of movies on the weekend?: Depends on what’s out.
409.) Who has the best parties?: My fwends!
Dating and Stuff
410.) Are you involved romantically with anyone right now?: Can’t say that I am.
412.) Do you wish you were with someone right now? Not anyone in particular.
413.) Do you have a secret crush?: Yeah, but it’s more of a staring-from-afar-because-he’s-way-out-of-my-league-and-age-and-so-forth kind of thing.
414.) Who?: The DSB, por supesto!
415.) Do they know?: Probably, since I pretty much drool every time I see him in the hall.
416.) How many people have you dated in the past year?: Just one.
417.) Kissed in the past year? ZERO. ::cries:: I’m about to die from lackonookie disease.
418.) Do you know what 143 means?: I think so.
419.) How many people have you said you love?: Lots, but in the sense you mean, just one, and I’m not sure if I meant it for sure... I mean, I loved him but not in an in-love kind of way... it was more about not being awkward on the telephone than anything else.
420.) Did you mean it?: Read above, por favor.
421.) If you didn't mean in, why did you bother saying it?: Again with the above.
422.) Do you say I Love You to your friends all the time?: Whenever I can.
423.) Where do you go out on dates?: Haven’t been out in so long I can’t remember.
424.) What's the most fun date you ever had?: Not sure.
425.) If you break up with someone do you cry your heart out while listening to breakup songs and then in an hour your fine again with a new love-buddy?: Never have, but I might.
Who Would Win In a Fight?
426.) Britney or Christina: Christina, Britney’s preggs again.
427.) Justin or JC: Justin.
428.) Frodo or Sam: Neither, they’d end up having hobbit sex.
429.) B2K or Nsync: N*sync.
430.) Cartman or Bart Simpson: Bart.
431.) Dracula or Frankenstein: The Count! Frankenstein was just misunderstood.
432.) Triumph or Simon Cowell: Triumph. Sorry, Simon.
433.) Conan or Jay: Conan!
434.) Rosie ODonnell or Boy George: Rosie for sure.
435.) Carmen Electra or Pamela Anderson: Pam!
436.) Tommy Lee or the guy who's married to Carmen Electra right now: Dave Navarro.
437.) Bill OReilly or Chris Matthews: Anderson Cooper!
Inspiration
438.) Who are your heroes?: Jesus and Oprah, mostly.
439.) Why do you look up to them?: Cause one’s the son of God and the other is Oprah.
440.) Do you wish you could be just like them?: Like Jesus, yes. Like Oprah, yes.
441.) State the most inspiring quote you know: "Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Matthew 6:34
442.) Do your parents inspire you?: Not especially. My dad sort of does.
443.) Do any of your friends inspire you?: At times.
More Random Questions
444.) Are nutri-grain bars good or bad?: They’re a little too sweet for my taste, but I probably wouldn’t pass one up if you offered.
445.) Do you eat a lot of donuts?: Not a huge fan of the donuts. Why are they doNUTS anyway? Where’s the nuts? And don’t get me started on donut holes.
446.) What kind?: When I do eat them, it’s usually chocolate frosted or cherry frosted, but NEVER a Krispy Kreme.
447.) Do you like chocolate?: Donuts? Sure. By itself? Duh.
448.) Has your uncle ever gone to jail for unpaid parking tickets?: I only have two uncles. One is a Baptist minister; the other killed himself when I was like seven.
449.) Do you see dancing giraffes and living gnomes in your sleep?: Please. Everyone knows that dancing giraffes bury their heads in the sand when living gnomes come anywhere near them.
450.) Do you like headphones that go in your ears or stay out?: Eew, I hate those damned "ear buds" or whatever they’re called... the ones that come with iPods. I have some nifty ones though that go in your ear but also wrap around so they stay put. Very clever.
451.) Do you like mini blinds?: What’s so mini about them?
452.) Have you ever broken your mini blinds with a hanger?: I’m still unsure of the exact definition of "miniblinds" here.
453.) Have you ever gotten into a violent fit of rage and tried to murder someone?: I’ve never actually TRIED, but I’ve been at the point where I WOULD have tried if I knew where they were.
454.) How is this survey so far?: Not bad. Of course, this is the third day I’ve been working on it, so...
455.) Do you like the movie Fantasia?: Yes! I like the one with the Pegasus thing.
What's Your Take On
456.) Life: Not bad!
457.) The world: Wouldn’t want to be anywhere else. Except Heaven. Or maybe space. But I’ve wanted to be an astronaut since I was little, so I mean...
458.) President Bush: We’ve been over this.
459.) Ahhhhnold: He. Is. SO. Badass.
460.) Gary Coleman running for governor: Can’t Ahhhnald like... break him?
461.) Howard Stern: Has-been.
462.) The war in Iraq: Not sure. Why does anyone care what I think of the war anyway?
463.) the economy: When people start selling apples on the street corners and I’m introduced to a girl as "Rosie the Rivetter", THEN shall I worry about the economy.
464.) jay-z retiring: Jay-wha?
465.) school: You know, people say it’s a privilege and that kids in other countries would LOVE to come to our schools... so why don’t they go instead of me? I wouldn’t mind spreading the wealth. I give ‘em two weeks.
466.) going to college: Totally! ( *goUNT*)
467.) marriage: I’m gonna have one of those pacts where if a friend and I aren’t married by a certain age, we’ll get married. I totally will. And I better not have to use it.
468.) football: Eh...
469.) baseball: Eh...
470.) people cutting themselves for pleasure: I don’t get it. If I did that, I’d be like, "Well, shit, now I’m pissed off AND I’m bleeding. Fabulous."
Do You
471.) Pick your nose?: No. >.>
472.) Untie your shoe laces every time you take your shoes off?: Depends on which shoes.
473.) Fart a lot?: Eew.
474.) Burp a lot?: Not usually.
475.) Do stupid things in public?: Not necessarily on purpose. But usually.
476.) Terrorize innocent people on golf courses?: No. I find terrorizing people in supermarkets much more fulfilling.
477.) Have random hallucinations?: Nah.
478.) Wear shirts with quotes on them?: I don’t have any... I need some...
479.) Wear patches and/or pins on your clothing?: I have some pins on one of my bags.
480.) Wear leg warmers?: No. XD
481.) Sing in the shower?: When no one’s home.
482.) Play any card game?: I despise cards. They mock me!
483.) Sleep with a teddy bear?: No! He’s a dog and his name is Shane. Ok, yeah, there’s a polar bear too named Pualie... but mostly Shane.
484.) Take your pet for a walk?: When I’m in Dallas.
485.) Have a snake?: Nope.ine 486.) Have webbed feet?: Monica does.
487.) Wear colorful socks?: If my pants and shoes hide them.
488.) Have a life?: Don’t they sell those at WalMart now?
489.) Drink coffee?: Used to a lot, not so much anymore.
490.) Drink tea?: Yeah!
Internet
491.) What are your screen names?: PuffDaMagicLlama (and NO, it does NOT have anything to do with drugs... I was like 11 when I made it up, ok?) And Call Me Emael. Yes, with the spaces.
492.) Emails?: PuffDaMagicLlama@aol.com, CallMeEmael@aol.com
493.) Do you have a website?: Xanga and Myspace.
494.) Do you have a live journal or dead journal?: Can’t say yes.
495.) Do you ever get off the computer?: Are you kidding?
496.) What are your favorite websites?: Believe I’ve answered this before.
497.) What are your favorite online stores?: Threadless, EBAY, NoiseBot498.) Do you buy a lot of stuff online?: Nah.
499.) If so, what?: I’ve bought some shirts from Making Fiends...
500.) What's the last thing you bought online?: I ordered a free bumper sticker from HappyNews.com.
501.) Do you have a lot of online friends?: I’m beginning to think this test is really only half as long as it claims to be.
502.) Have you ever met any of them in person?: No. That’s scary.
503.) Who's the best person to talk to online?: Jake or Kelly.
504.) Do you ever catch yourself using computer language out loud? (i.e. saying "LOL"): Sometimes I say stuff like "Doubleyew Tee Eff?!" or "Jay Kay!" but mostly to make fun of people or to sort of swear without having mum knock my block off.
505.) Do you use AIM, ICQ, Yahoo, MSN?: AIM.
506.) What's your desktop background?: Twiggy!
507.) What's your AIM icon?: A pink star. I think it dances, I forget.
508.) How many hours do you spend online in a week on average?: Um... how many hours are in a week?
509.) Do you have a webcam or a mic?: Neither.
510.) If your computer shut down for a week, would you die?: I once had to go two months straight, no computer, absolutely cold turkey. At first it was torture, after awhile I got used to it, but once I got it back I forgot how I got along without it.
Presents
511.) What's the best present you've ever received?: A tampon Christmas ornament (I love you Manna!!!)
512.) What's the worst present you've ever received?: Well... it WAS a tampon...
513.) Do you think its better to give than to receive?: Yeah. Unless you’re one of those people who give and give but NEVER receive, because that sucks.
514.) Do you feel guilty when people get you a great present, but you didn't get them one?: OMG. Yes. All the time.
515.) Do you make up a lie to cover it up?: Sometimes.
More Favorites
516.) Favorite radio station: FM 90.
517.) Favorite day of the week: I don’t know... Friday/Saturday/Sunday/Tuesday.
518.) Favorite fruit: Pomegranate. Weird, yeah? More like DELICIOSO.
519.) Favorite vegetable: Hm... I like asparagus and broccoli, but... are sweet potatoes a veggie? Because if so, then them.
520.) Favorite lunch meat: Roast beef, but only if it’s thin, or plain ham.
521.) Favorite candy bar: Baby Ruth, Snickers, Mr. Goodbar, or Butterfinger.
522.) Favorite nail polish: Nail polish won’t stick to my nails ‘cuz they SUCK.
523.) Favorite chair: One you can fall asleep (comfortably) in.
524.) Favorite early morning show: Whoa, whoa... morning? I don’t think so.
525.) Favorite morning talk show host: Again with the mornings!
526.) Favorite writing paper: The kind with lines! But I like thicker paper, but not rough like construction paper.
527.) Favorite section of the newspaper: The arts/entertainment or lifestyle/leisure or whatever, or just the big front section.
528.) Favorite sibling (if you have any): Um, definitely the step-sister.
529.) Favorite distant relative: Cousin Nate and his kiddos!
530.) Favorite dessert: Cheeeeeeeeeeese caaaaaaaaaake.
531.) Favorite weather: Lots of kinds. Warm but overcast or rainy, usually.
532.) Favorite season: I like them all, but Amarillo usually only has two per year and just skips the other two... the problem is, you never know which two it’ll be.
533.) Favorite shoe brand: Steve Madden!!
534.) Favorite lunch: I like Subway, or that delicious thing from Frank’s I keep telling you about.
535.) Favorite breakfast: I don’t "do" breakfast, but I like Toaster Strudels.
536.) Favorite author: Tons. Nabokov, JK Rowling, Capote, Gregory Maguire, Daniel Handler...
537.) Favorite gotten: Say what?
536.) Favorite place to see concerts: A place with a good band and my buds.
538.) Favorite band to see live: Well, I’ve only seen one, so: BOWLING FOR SOUP!
539.) Favorite survey you've ever taken: Quite possibly this one.
More This or That
540.) Nike/Adidas: Nike.
541.) Alone/With friends: Friends.
542.) Work/Have off: Off.
543.) Pomegranate/Persimmon: Pomegranate.
544.) Raspberry/Blueberry: Raspberry.
545.) Cheech and Chong/Abbot and Costello: Cheech and Chong.
546.) Acid/Shrooms: Hugs, not drugs, ladies.
547.) Who/The Who: THE Who.548.) Older/Newer: Best.
549.) Regular pretzel/Pretzel log: I hate pretzels.
550.) Have sex/Make love: I wouldn’t know.
Have you ever
551.) Used a swear word the wrong way and made it sound completely stupid?: Probably when I was littler.
552.) Skipped school?: Pretended to be sick, yeah, but not hid in the bathroom or anything.
553.) Done drugs?: Nope.
554.) Been drunk?: ...we’ve been over this...
555.) Been so drunk you couldn't remember your own name?: Nope.
556.) Had to look after someone who was on drugs?: Nope, but something kind of similar happened to me...
557.) Gone insane?: This is ME.
558.) Been in the hospital over night?: Nope.
559.) Been in a car accident?: Only fender-benders.
560.) A bike accident?: Owie. Yeah.
561.) Broken a bone?: Only my big toe.
562.) Sprained a wrist or an ankle?: I think so.
563.) Been online for more than 8 hours at one shot?: Knowing me, probably.
564.) Loved somebody so much it made you cry?: Yep.
565.) Watched TV for more than 11 hours straight?: Can’t say I have.
566.) More than 12 hours?: Don’t think so.
567.) How about 5 hours?: Actually, pretty sure this one’s a yes.
568.) Slipped in public and had everyone laugh at you?: I feel down the stairs at school the other day and some Mexicans laughed at me...
569.) Passed out from hunger?: No. Heat, yes.
570.) Been to a LAN party?: OMG. What kind of nerd do you think I am? I only know what it is because I was in Applebee’s once and these college girls at the table next to ours were talking about one of their geeky little cousins and how he had his first girlfriend over for a LAN party where they all hooked their computers up and played games.
Other Stuff
571.) Do you like going to basketball games?: Not really.
572.) How about swim meets?: WOO HOO!
573.) Tennis matches?: If the fabulous Mr. Roddick is involved.574.) Do you like Family Feud?: Not really, but I like to yell at the stupid people on it.
575.) The ones with Richard?: Who?
576.) How about Match Game?: Nope.
577.) Do you watch Game Show network regularly?: I used to when I had that channel.
578.) Do you believe in dream catchers?: No, but I used to have a lot.
579.) Do transvestites appeal to you?: Oh, baby. Yeah baby yeah. e_e
580.) Have you ever been to New York City?: No, but I’d love to go!
581.) Do you wish you could live somewhere else?: ...I live in Amarillo, Texas, what do YOU think?
582.) Do you dress in different ways to look like other people?: Where’s the fun in that?
583.) Yes or No: Christina Aguilera has talent: Used to.
584.) Do you like TiVo?: Never tried it.
585.) Do you have a TiVo?: Nopers.
586.) VCRs or DVD players?: DVD players.
587.) Are you an animal rights activist?: Nope.
588.) A vegan?: Yech.
589.) Vegetarian?: Yeah. But not a straight one... I still eat beef and pork and chicken. And calamari.
590.) What do you want to be when you grow up?: An astronaut, an anthropologist, a psychiatrist, or a director.
Do you know
591.) Who won the Super Bowl last year?: The Patriots? Or was that the year before? I know that I predicted they would win! Wait, no! It was the... Seahawks?
592.) Two years ago?: Patriots!
593.) Who hosted Family Feud after Richard?: Who?
594.) The author of "Frankenstein"?: Mary Shelley, of course.
595.) Who the Canadian Prime Minister is?: Canada ain’t much more than America’s hat.
596.) The Queen of England?: Elizabeth the somthing.
597.) Prime Minister of Britain?: Tony Blair! He’s my homeboy!
598.) Espanola?: Solo un poquito
599.) Deutsche?:Das Deutsche band? Der zercus ist cuming!
600.) Japanese?: Anime? Sony? Subarau?
601.) François?: Omletter du frammage!
602.) Chinese?: ...sucky-sucky fie dollah? Me love you long time? (Ok, I am SO going to hell. xD)603.) Portuguese?: Carnival!
604.) If you don't, do you wish you knew any of these languages?: It’s be cool.
605.) The capital of Switzerland?: OMG, I actually used to know this one... is it Copenhagen?
606.) The capital of the US?: Washington D.C.
607.) All of the Canadian provinces?: Yeah... the Yukon, Newfoundland, Ontario, Alberta, British Columbia, Nunavut, Manitoba, Quebec, Saskatchewan, and the Northwest Territories.
608.) The two most commonly used languages in the world?: English and... French?
609.) How to fly a kite?: A bit.
610.) How to surf?: No. :(
611.) Skateboard?: Badly.
612.) How about roller blade?: Yes! Aha!
613.) What year the Korean war started?: Nope.
Emotions
614.) What is the one thing in the world that makes you teary eyed?: Oh, lots of things.
615.) Happy eyed?: Friends.
616.) What song always makes you sad?: "Timothy" by Jet
617.) Happy?: Cola!
618.) Which person always makes you really happy?: Daniferlee.
619.) Really depressed?: My MOTHER.
620.) Are you a really emotional person?: At times.
621.) Are you a naturally depressed person?: I strive not to me.
622.) A naturally happy person?: I try.
623.) How long does it take you to overcome a bad emotion?: Depends on how bad it is and what induced it.
624.) What do you do?: ...breathe?
625.) What song do you think was written about your life?: I can’t say because I know there’s some very specific ones.
The Last Person To
626.) Who was the last person to hug you?: Um... someone at theatre. Sara or Alexa or Carrie.
627.) Talk to you?: Nathan.
628.) IM you?: Nathan.
629.) Touch you physically?: No idea.
630.) Touch you emotionally?: That’s rather personal, I think.631.) Hurt you?: I dunno.
632.) Make you feel good?: Nathan.
633.) Scold you?: Mom. Duh.
634.) Praise you?: Nathan.
635.) Say "Hello" to you?: Nathan.
Weaknesses
636.) Are you secure with yourself?: Mostly.
637.) What do other people think of you?: I don’t know, ask them.
638.) What kind of person do you see yourself as?: If I knew me, I’m not sure if I’d be friends with myself. But I might. I dunno.
639.) What is your one maaaaajjoooorrrr weakness?: Kryptonite! Nah. Um... can’t think of one now.
640.) Do you consider yourself to be a strong person?: I have quite a bit of upper-body strength. :D No. Well, I try to be strong.
641.) A weak person?: Not really WEAK... ok, at times, very weak.
642.) Are you stressed out?: A lot, but I try to stay optimistic. At least inside. I know I gripe a lot, so quit rolling your eyes out there.
643.) If someone insults you, can you just brush it off or move on?: Usually. Or I pretend to and boil and grudge like I did with Chase. Who I still hate, by the way.
644.) Do you hold grudges against others that insult you?: Only this one. Chase.
645.) If you are sitting in class and you say something really dumb or do something really stupid and everyone starts laughing at you, can you brush it off easily?: I’m sorry, have you ever met me?
MORE Random Stuff
671.) Name all the Teletubbies in order right now no thinking: There’s an order?! Tinkie-Winkie, Dispy, La La, and Poe, in the order of the song. HA.
672.) Do you like to blurt out random sayings in a conversation for no reason?: Often!
673.) Do you talk Simmish?: Is that was Sims speak? No. But I like their thought bubbles.
674.) Oday ouyay peaksay igpay atinlay?: Umay, oohay oesn’tday?
675.) Isn't pig Latin the best?: Otallytay!
676.) Do you have a distinct smell?: If I do, I hope it’s good. If I do and it’s not, please tell me so I can get things taken care of.
677.) Do you know anyone who has a distinct smell that you wish you could bottle and make a perfume or something?: YES. I’d call it: ANDY. And I’d sell it only to myself. And Andy in case he like stopped smelling like it or something.678.) Have you ever read Gone With the Wind?: Like... 14 pages.
679.) Did you ever have a crazy eighth grade teacher?: Hm... Mrs. Pierce... Mr. Sherrer... Mrs. Polk... Mrs. Davidson, who I love... OMFG Cara Kee...
680.) Are you in an asylum?: Yeah. It’s not so bad. The pineapples keep you company.
681.) College?: Not yet! *waves UNT flag*
682.) What is your favorite scent?: Andy and clean laundy.
683.) Do you eat chocolate?: How stupid are you?
684.) Where is your favorite restaurant?: I don’t know. I like Kabuki a lot and I used to like Mr. Chopsticks until they started sucking.
685.) What is the best feeling in the world?: True happiness. Even if you know it’s only temporary.
686.) What is the worst feeling in the world?: Leaving.
687.) Do like Sponge bob?: Yeah yeah yeah!
688.) Do you think he's gay?: NO! LEAVE HIM ALONE! HE’S A SPONGE! Aren’t those things asexual anyway?
689.) How about Squid ward? Squidward can kick your ass!
690.) Do you like to make up stupid excuses in school like "I was too busy getting raped by a bull to do my homework"?: Not THAT one, exactly, but sometimes.
691.) Do you do your homework every night?:Are you joshin’ me taters?
692.) Do you usually get a lot?: Yep.
693.) "OOOOOO poor baby" << use that phrase a lot?: Sometimes.
694.) Have you ever been French kissed by a dog?: No. But it’s happened to me. Oh, and I’ve also been French kissed LIKE I was being attacked by a dog... sadly, it was a boy.
695.) Have you ever fed a dog or cat out of your mouth?: Not on purpose.
697.) Don't you wish they would make them for humans too?: Where’s 696? Make what for humans?
698.) Where is your second home?: In Denton County.
699.) Are dollar stores cool?: DUH!
700.) How many phone numbers do you have memorized that you don't need to look up?: Um... my house, my cell, my dad, Dani’s house, Dani’s room, Carlee’s house, Carlee’s cell, Monte’s house, ALT, Mr, Gatti’s, mum’s cell, grandparents, Jenny (867-5309)
701.) Do you wish your teeth would get whiter?: Yes, I actually am considering having bleaching trays made...again. I had them in like seventh grade but grew out of them.
702.) Can you do the limbo?: For a ways.
703.) Do you make New Years Resolutions?: Yes. Do I keep them? No.
Which Friend
704.) Has the best taste in music?: Dani, I think. But Carl and Mann do too!
705.) Has the coolest name?: Mannifer, hands down.
706.) Has the best taste in movies?: Dan and Carl, probably.
707.) Has the nicest hair?: Ooh, tough one. I like Dani’s hair a lot, but I like Callie St. John’s and Shelby Long’s too. And Shawn’s! And my other friends.
708.) Has the fittest body?: I dunno. Shawn?
709.) Do you hang out with most?: Dani and Carlee.
710.) Has the coolest parents?: Jen.
711.) Lives closest to you?: Dani.
712.) Lives the farthest from you?: Manna. :(
713.) Can you relate to most?: All of ‘em!
714.) Is the best for advice on anything?: All of ‘em!
715.) Can you make you laugh the easiest?: I dunno.
Word Association!
716.) blow: Job!
717.) lollipop: Stick!
718.) obnoxious: Moron.
719.) cold: Kleenex.
720.) hot: Spicy.
721.) smell: taste.
722.) car: ride.
723.) rain: cloud.
724.) wet: soggy.
725.) steamy: love.
726.) bite: clay.
727.) beer: gut.
728.) rock: hard.
729.) hard: bio.
730.) soft: Paulie.
OK Here's the dirty part
731.) Have you ever played a game that required the removal of clothing?: I shall say this and no more: "THE BRITISH ARE COMING! LOCK YOUR CHILDREN AND HIDE YOUR DOORS! THE BRITISH ARE COMING, I SAY!"732.) What's your favorite place to be kissed?: The mouth is nice, but the shoulder or crown of the head too.
733.) Are you a tease?: I dunno. Ask around.
734.) Spit or swallow: Eew.
More "Do you"
735.) Twirl your hair?: Rarely.
736.) Hate yourself?: No!
737.) Want to kill yourself?: No.
738.) Dream of death and blood and gore?: Nope. Ok, well sometimes, but not like the way you’re thinking.
739.) Go into frequent fits of depression and/or rage?: Not for long.
740.) Touch your face a lot?: I try not to.
741.) Watch MTV?: Ha.
742.) Have any lesbian/gay/bi friends?: I love gays and lipstick lesbians. But not like that, ladies, so don’t get any ideas.
743.) Consider yourself tolerant of other peoples differences?: Yes!
744.) Wish you could fly?: A LOT.
745.) Wish you could be invisible?: Also A LOT.
746.) Read minds?: Sometimes.
747.) Watch wrestling?: *vomits* Sorry, what?
748.) Like filling out love surveys?: Sure. Lol.
749.) Work out?: I’ve tried, but it’s not my thing. Who cares if I get fat in two years? Not me, that’s who. Not me now, anyway. Future me probably does.
750.) Play any sports?: Used to.
More Have You Ever
751.) Gotten a DUI?: Nope.
752.) A speeding ticket?: No.
753.) Been in a fist fight?: With my brother.
754.) Participated in a backyard wrestling match?: Yeah. Which elevated into the aforementioned fist fight.
755.) Considered a life as a criminal?: ...who’s askin’?
756.) Held a gun?: Yep.
757.) Considered prostituting yourself for money?: What’s this "considered"?
758.) Been used?: If I have, whoever did it better hope I NEVER find out!
759.) Been rejected?: Yeah, sadly.760.) Experimented with homosexuality?: No.
761.) Threw up on a roller coaster?: Afterwards, once.
762.) Laughed so hard you peed your pants?: When I was littler.
763.) Slept more than 13 hours straight?: OMG YES. It. Was. GLORIOUS.
764.) Tackled the mailman?: No, he’s old.
765.) Laugh so hard you cried?: Tons of times.
766.) Been on the phone for more than 5 hours straight?: I don’t like talking on the phone much.
767.) Done crack?: No.
768.) Done cocaine?: No.
769.) Passed out during school?: Almost.
770.) Had unprotected sex?: No.
More Random Questions!!!!!!!!!!
771.) Do you know what boricua/moricua/morena mean?: No.
772.) What language is spoken in Brazil?: Portugese, you silly goose.
773.) Can you name all 32 football teams in the NFL?: Um... Cowboys, Seahawks, Patriots, Dolphins, Packers, Panthers?, Eagles?, Rams...no.
774.) How about every baseball team in MLB?: Red Sox, Yankees, Angels, Rangers, Padres, Bulls, Cubs...no.
775.) Do you like hot dogs?: Sometimes.
776.) Are baseball games fun?: Rarely, but sometimes.
777.) Is 7 a lucky number?: It’s a holy number, I think... but I prefer 8.
778.) Do you believe in Ouija boards?: No way.
779.) Have you ever played a guitar?: I’ve ATTEMPTED.
780.) Do you have dreams about becoming famous?: Yeah.
781.) Do you like U2?: Damned IRA-supporting bastards!
782.) Has anyone ever asked you about U2 and you responded "I LOVE U2!" and the other person got really confused?:Can’t say that’s happened.
783.) Do you own a CD by the Beatles?: Three.
784.) Do you straighten your hair?: We’ve been OVER this!
785.) Do you wear sweat pants?: And this!
786.) Do you wear black lipstick?: I did once on Halloween.
787.) What kind of headphones do you have?: Blue ones.
788.) Do you use your portable CD player a lot?: Yeah, I’m too poor for an iPod.
789.) How often do you need to buy a new CD player?: Mine’s from September 2000.
790.) What is the CD in your CD player right now?:The Producers, Hairspray, and Aida.
791.) How often do you change your underwear?: Every day, you sick bastard.793.) Do you ever slip and accidentally say "pimping popples" instead of "popping pimples"?: Where’s 792? And no, can’t say that I do.
794.) Do you have a walk in closet?: Two, bitches. But in my new house just one and it’s smaller.
795.) Did you ever get stuck in a closet while listening to "Harder to breathe" or whatever by Maroon 5?: No, but I know some people so far in the closet they’re finding Christmas presents already.
796.) Do you pray daily?: More than once.
797.) If you die right now what will happen to you?: I’d... probably be buried according to the funeral instructions I left Dani and Carlee and Jenna awhile back.
798.) Are you paranoid?: Yes, actually, quite often. But just because I’m paranoid DOESN’T mean someone’s not out to get me.
799.) Do you go to thrift stores to shop?: Once in a blue moon.
800.) Have you ever seen a used pair of underwear for sale?: Yeah, but I haven’t bought any. Eeeeeeeeew.
Which One Are You?
801.) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: Hm... probably Rafael. Isn’t he the one with the nunchucks?
802.) Power Ranger: Kimberly, duh. Or the Asian girl... I think it’s funny that the black guy was the black ranger and the Asian girl was the yellow one. ::giggles::
803.) Rugrat: I hate that show, but I’m probably Angelica. Or Grandpa.
804.) Powerpuff Girl: Bubbles!!
805.) Villain: Probably one of the Amoeba Boys. Or Him. Oh, or Mojo Jojo!!
Do You Own
806.) A cell phone?: Yes, and though it is ghetto, I love it so.
807.) A CPR certification card? ...no. Wanna practice? ;)
808.) A Members Only jacket?: AHAHAHA! NO! BUT I NEED ONE!
809.) A book over 900 pages long?: Lots.
810.) A porno?: Oh. Yeah. Lemme tell ya about it. e_e
811.) A gun?: I think there’s one in my garage but we’re all too scared of it to go near it or try to use it.
812.) A pair of toe socks?: Somewhere. I think maybe two pairs.
813.) A portable DVD player?: Anything’s portable if it’s light enough to carry.
814.) A Michael Bolton CD?: Nope. Thank goodness.
815.) A car?: Well, it’s not in my name. YET.816.) A trucker hat?: YES! And it’s a REAL one too from my grandpa and it has hot air balloons on it! Something about Alberquerque I think.
817.) A pair of cut-off shorts?: Shorts, no. A skirt, yes.
818.) A wife beater?: TONS. Two plain white, a black, a maroon, a white with rhinestones, a white with weird lace crud AND rhinestones, and... that’s all.
819.) A butcher knife?: I wish.
820.) A pocket knife?: Somewhere.
821.) A Rolex?: No.
822.) A bike?: No, my brother steals them all and claims they’re his until they break. Then they’re suddenly mine again.
823.) A thong?: Yes, lots! Paul Frank ones, Chinese ones, ones from WalMart, leather ones... ooooh, you meant underwear, not sandals, didn’t you?
824.) A bikini?: Yes! It is hawt.
825.) A Speedo (guys)?: The only guy who looks good in a Speedo is Michael Phelps. And he WORKS that Speedo. Ok, and Prince William. But he doesn’t work it QUITE as much.
826.) Anything from Tijuana?: Nope.
827.) A drum set?: No. And thankfully, neither does my brother.
828.) An electric guitar?: I wish.
829.) A signed photo of anyone famous?: Only some guys from a Canadian improv troupe.
830.) Any of the "Rocky" movies?: Do I LOOK like a Sylvester Stallone fan?
More Random Questions.
No they will not stop
831.) Do you have fleas?: They’re vacationing.
832.) Quote Aladdin in any way: "You’re very... punctual!"
833.) Did you ever play backyard baseball in real life?: Badly.
834.) How big is your backyard?: This one’s huge, but the new one’s smallish.
835.) Do you like hairy backs?: Ooh, jah, hairy like ANIMAL! No.
836.) Hairy chests?: Eeeeeeh... I’m leaning towards "no" but I might see one I like.
837.) Are you attracted to older men/women?: Sometimes. But only the men. And only the sexy ones. And remember, folks, sexy does NOT always equal attractive!
838.) Do you wish you had more hair?: Nope!
839.) What does Prilosec treat?: Heartburn!
841.) Are you on any medication?: Does Midol count?
842.) Do you have asthma?: No.
843.) Do you have an inhaler?: Oh, yeah. I collect them. The used ones are especially valuable.
844.) Do you use your inhaler more than 5 times a week?: Are you stupid or are you stupid?
845.) Do you think you need to take medication for this disorder?: Which one?
846.) When was the last time you got a haircut?: I dunno. I guess I was probably pretty little, huh?
847.) What is your hair length?: Just past my shoulderblades.
848.) Do you know how to change a tire?: Yes. "Excuse me, sir?..."
849.) Do you know how to change oil in a car?: Yep. "Um, hi, I need my oil changed..."
850.) Did a ring ever turn your finger purple/blue/green?: Yeah. Damned mood rings. I love those things.
851.) Have you ever taken a bus ride to another state?: Yes, for church camp!
852.) Have you ever taken a bus to the mall?: Yes, once I believe, for choir in elementary or middle school.
853.) Do you like the show Recess?: Used to. Now I realize how annoying it is.
854.) What's your take on the show Judge Judy?: Everyone knows Mathis is where it’s at.
855.) When did WW2 start?: In the 40's. 19...4...3?
856.) When did it end?: 1945 or 1946, right?
857.) What is your nationality?: American, bitch. But both sides of my family are Scotch-German.
858.) Where did your family come from?: Most came from a womb.
859.) Have you ever been to Hell?: I know this will sound weird, but YES. It is in a gazebo in New Mexico, and you can see Heaven from there and eveyone cries. A lot. Even the boys. And afterward you will hug someone you’ve hated since third grade and you will cry together.
860.) Do you believe there is a Satan?: Totally.
861.) Do you believe in angels?: Sure do.
862.) Do people always tell you that you look stoned?: Not to my face, at least...
863.) What percentage of the time are you actually NOT stoned?: One-hunnert percent.
864.) Do you like to say random words during conversations like "naked" to get peoples reactions?: Yeah, and then we all got naked...
865.) Do you own any NKOTB merchandise?: Adda-wha?
866.) Have you ever gotten the urge to bang any member from Menudo?: Only Ricky.
867.) Arent those Menudo kids soooooooooooooo sexy?: Again, only Ricky. And now he’s a little.... chubby.
868.) Do you constantly use away messages even if you are gone for 3 days at one shot?: No.
869.) Do you collect anything?: Broken glass; mostly colored bits.870.) Have you ever made a bong from an exhaust pipe?: Only from apples. NO, you fool.
871.) Do you have pothead neighbors?: They’re all old and surprisingly active.
872.) Which is your favorite toe?: I dunno...I like the second to last ones, they’re all misshapen and fat on top.
873.) Favorite finger?: Right index or left ring.
874.) How many wisdom teeth do you have?: Three; I believe two on top and one on bottom.
875.) Do you have a Kidz Bop CD?: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
876.) Do you like to watch the Kidz Bop commercials: If by "like" you mean "hate so much you want to break the TV and slit your wrists with broken fragments of the screen" the yes, I do.
877.) Have you ever made out with someone of the same sex?: Noooooooooo.
878.) If you answered yes to 877, WHY????????!!!: I answered no.
879.) Do you grind a lot?: Can’t say yes.
880.) Do you like to grate cheese?: Yes, it gives me an odd but not altogether unpleasant rush..
881.) Can you sing the Oscar Meyer jingle?: Bologna or weiner?
882.) Are you related to someone famous through only 3 degrees of separation?: My mom’s great grandma’s great uncle was Robert E. Lee. :D And my stepmom’s best friend from high school’s cousin is Jessica Simpson.
883.) How about 5 degrees of separation?: Um... my mom’s mom’s mom’s mom’s great uncle was Robert E. Lee, and my stepmom’s best friend’s aunt’s husband’s daughter is Jessica Simpson. :D
884.) OK be honest, how's the survey so far?: Near the end.
885.) Do you usually like to answer all the questions on surveys?: Yes. Or I erase the ones I don’t like and pretend they disappeared.
886.) What time is it?: 11L29 PM, new day since I last stated.
887.) Do you use the word uber a lot?: Yes, but when I say it the u has the little dots over it like this: ü.
888.) Do you pretend like you know other languages when you really don't?: Sometimes!
889.) Can you take a crap in other peoples houses without feeling awkward?: Ew... I guess... it depends on whose house it is, but... ew. I’d rather just wait.
890.) Have you ever overflowed a toilet in public?: Once, in middle school, but it WASN’T MY FAULT!
891.) What did you do?: Slipped out and went quietly back to class and avoided the bathroom in that wing for the rest of the year.
892.) Have you ever heard an old lady say "fuck"?: No, but I’ve seen an old lady flip people the bird. A lot.893.) Do you swear like a sailor?: Used to, but I’m trying to stop...ok, that was a lie.
894.) Do you think it’s sassy when people of the opposite sex swear every once in a while when they usually don't?: Hahaha... you just said sassy.
895.) Can you sit on the toilet and take a poo?: Wouldn’t do it anywhere else, baby.
896.) What term do you like to use for poo the most: Poo.
897.) What does PMS stand for?: Pre-Menstrual Syndrome. I looooooooooooove Midol. It should be illegal, it is so amazing.
898.) Do you like to inhale potpourri?: No, I only shoot it up.
899.) Can you say the alphabet backwards without stopping?: Yes!
900.) How far can you count on your fingers?: Ten. Twenty if I use my toes too.
901.) Are outhouses or porta potties ok for you?: Can’t say yes.
902.) What is the funniest portapotty company name you have ever seen?: Hm...definantly BumperDumper.
903.) How many people are on your AIM buddy list?: Um... oh, I counted the other day... 353.
904.) Do you like the Godfather movies?: Never seen. I do, however, enjoy young Marlon Brando QUITE a lot.
905.) How about Good Fellas?: Never seen.
906.) Watch the Sopranos?: Don’t have HBO.
907.) Does the mobster life appeal to you?: Well duh!
908.) Do you know anyone in the mob?: My stepmom used to work for some guy whose whole family was in the mob.
909.) Woken up to find a horse head laying in your bed?: No, just mules, thank goodness.
910.) If you could rename your town to be anything you want, what would you name it?: Thatoneplacein
911.) Osama Bin Laden: dead or alive?: Totally muerto.
912.) Do you wear a lot of bright colors?: Yeah! But not emo-day-glo colors.
913.) Do you watch day time soaps?: I used to watch Passions until Timmy died.
914.) Do you watch Cartoon Network?: Only for Adult Swim.
915.) Do you use a calculator?: I <3 calcs.
916.) What kind is it?: TI-83 are the best, but whatever I can get my hands on.
917.) Do you like pizza to be delivered to you?: If the guy’s hot, send him my way.
918.) Did you ever have to do a science project?: Who hasn’t?.
919.) Don't they suck?: Basically.
920.) Did you ever have to help a family member with a science project?: Yes. X_x
921.) Do you help out at the Special Olympics?: Help out? I’m the reigning champ, thanks.
922.) Do you know anyone with mental disabilities?: Yep.
923.) Are you a racist?: Everyone’s a little bit racist.924.) When you go to restaurants do you eat a lot or try and minimize you intake?: Never really thought about it before... my mom says I’m gonna get fat in a couple of years... love you too, bitch.
925.) Do you diet?: I’m on the Texas diet. I eat what the hell I want, and that includes as much red meat as I damn well please.
926.) Do you have trouble sticking to promises?: No, I really try not to make promises unless I know I can go through. Of course sometimes I do something stupid and fail, but I always feel REEEEEEEALLY badly for it.
Hygiene
927.) How often do you shower?: Every day. Sometimes twice if I was especially active or something.
928.) Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?: Jah.
929.) How often do you wash your face?: Usually when I shower.
930.) When you bleed do you use a band aid?: We never have any...
931.) Do you wash your cuts out with soap and water?: No. I should, huh?
932.) Do you wash your hair every day?: Jah.
933.) Do you blow your nose a lot?: Yes. It runs like Forrest Gump.
934.) Do you cough a lot?: Not unless I’m sick, and when I am it sounds like I’m gonna die.
935.) If so, do you cover your mouth or let the germs fly?: Cover.
936.) Do you wear deodorant regularly?: Eeeeeeew, of course I do!
Issues
937.) Do you have any type of mental disability?: There’s this weird phobia that I have that I might have a mental disability and no one’s telling me about it or something... maybe that in itself is one?
938.) Do you have OCD?: Maybe mildly? I’ve never been diagnosed or anything.
939.) Do you have ADHD?: No, of course no– wanna ride bikes?
940.) Are you on any medication for any mental disorder?: No. Unless they’re slipping it into my food again...
941.) Do you suffer from anxiety or depression?: Anxiety sometimes. But it’s not diagnosed.
942.) Do you get sick really often and for long periods of time?: Not serious illness, but I’ve had this congestion/hacking my lungs up thing for almost a month now.
943.) Have you ever had the chicken pox?: When I was little.
944.) The monkey pox?: No.
945.) The mumps?: No. 946.) The measles?: No.
947.) Did you ever have a hole in your heart?: No, but my baby cousin did! She had to have surgery and she made it and she’s beautiful!
The Last Set of Random Questions
948.) Have you ever been on TV?: Yes! But my mom made be get off because I was blocking out the reception.
949.) Have you ever been on the radio?: Yeah!
950.) In the newspaper?: Uh-huh.
951.) Have you ever been quoted by anyone at all?: You betcha.
952.) Do you watch Saved By The Bell?: Never have.
953.) Did you cry when Mr. Rogers died?: No, but I was sad.
954.) Did you ever see the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit?: Yes. It was FILTHY.
955.) Do you think Frank Zilinski is a moron?: wHO?
956.) Throw me some Polish names: Stephan Plozac.
957.) What size shoe do you have?: 5 or 6, depending on the brand.
958.) How many pairs of shoes do you have?: Um... 30 I think, give or take a few pairs.
959.) How big is your wardrobe?: NEVER big enough.
960.) How much do you weigh?: I’m not telling! Mostly because I don’t have a scale. And also I think I’m retaining water.
961.) How tall are you?: Around 5'2"ish. OOH! I’M FINALLY TALLER THAN MY MOM YAY!
962.) Do you have cankles?: Thank my lucky stars NO.
963.) Do you have fat wrists?: No, they are bony and crack a lot and it hurts.
964.) Fat thighs?:Ew, let’s not go there kay?
965.) Do you shave your toes?: O_________o
966.) Do you shave your legs?: Yes!
967.) How often?: Every two or three days, I guess. Whenever I need it.
968.) How about those armpits?: Yes, don’t wanna be pulling a Julia Roberts now, do we?
969.) Are you a germaphobe?: Not really.
970.) How many legs does an octopus have?: None. But it has 8 tentacles.
971.) How many legs do you have?: 2.
972.) Do you have braces?: No, I got the good end of the genepool.
973.) Are you getting sick of these questions?: My shoulders hurt.
974.) Do you snort when you laugh?: No, but Holly does.
975.) Do you snore?: I don’t think so, but I do talk in my sleep. I can even carry on an almost coherent conversation in my sleep.976.) Do you have your own room?: Yes!
977.) Do you have an overactive bladder?: Not clinically or anything.
978.) How about an overactive pooper?: Why are you obsessed with poo?!
979.) Have you ever had an out of body experience?: Only in dreams.
980.) Do you know who Tim Burton is and/or do you like him?: <3333333333333333333333333333333 I love him so much I can hardly bear it.
981.) How about Tim Curry?: Who?
982.) Are you ticklish?: Depends on where we’re talking and how ya touch it. Oh, don’t be sick.
983.) Do you have a gay uncle?: No, but that’d be cool.
984.) A lesbian aunt?: Nope.
985.) Do you like salad?: I like crutons.
986.) Have you ever been to a Farmers Market?: I heart the farmers’ market.
987.) Ever been to a pig auction?: No, but I’ve been to a cattle one.
988.) Are you artsy?: Sora-ish.
989.) Do you like to eat pie?: Who doesn’t?
990.) Do you like to say "no pun intended" for no reason?: Now and again.
991.) What's your favorite pie flavor?: Hm... I like strawberry rhubarb, which sounds weird but is DE-LISH, or maybe just apple or cherry.
992.) Do you like ice cream cake?: Mmmmmmmmmmm.
993.) Is the glass half empty or half full?: I’m just glad there’s some fucking liquid in it.
994.) Who was the Lone Rangers nephews horse?: ...Silverware?
995.) Do you like cheese?: All sorts, but especially gouda.
996.) Do you know Eric Shaun?: Don’t think so.
997.) Do you think that last question was really lame?: Pretty much.
998.) Did you think this whole survey was really lame?: Not too bad.
999.) Was it a waste of your time?: Yeah, but then again, most things I do are.
1000.) Do you waste a lot of time doing stupid pointless things when you should be doing more important things?: ...I just took this, did I not?
1001.) Do you think too much?: Yeah. What a weird question to end on.
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Ahahaha. Now we see what Carlee would look like... IF SHE WERE A MAN.
Oh, and Dani too. You can't see her Adam's apple here but it's awesome.